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13. Barbatii vor putea, in sfirsit, sa faca sex si sa se uite la meci in acelasi timp.

GreenBubbles a scris:

deci asta e super tareeeee
http://i32.servimg.com/u/f32/12/12/71/99/are-yo10.jpg
eu n-am vazut nici un delfin...is tare corupta
LE: am vazut...acum...dar dupa mult timp dupa ce m-am benoclat la poza

eu am numarat 7 delfini..oricum i-am vazut tarziu ))

La o sectie de politie este adusa o femeie care a trecut pe rosu. Politistul
de serviciu incepe sa o interogeze:
- Numele?
- Adela P.
- Virsta?
- 28 de ani.
- Ocupatia?
- Invatatoare.
Politistul se ridica de la masa, zambeste fericit si ii spune:
- Minunat! Am asteptat aceasta ocazie o viata intreaga. Acum va asezati pe
scaunul acesta si scrieti de 2.000 de ori, cu o caligrafie perfecta : "Daca
semaforul este rosu, trecerea este interzisa!"

http://album.apropo.ro/index.php?tree=1 … t_id=23112 evadare caineasca

        tare de tot anda23

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In padurea cu alune, Aveau casa trei pitici. Vine pupaza si spune:

Simptomatic, idiosincrazia dilematica isi reverbereaza atenuant ecourile absconse protoarmonice din spatele semitranscendent si disonant al obscurantismului incandescent de sorginte medievala, capsuland filonul crepuscular sincretic si aluziv metempsihotic al transmigratiei alchimice inspre circumvolutiunile interioare ale epocii istorice care tind sa formeze adevarate supape paleontologice inspre propensiunea paradigmelor de orientare paseista.

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical procedure. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.

?Nurse?, he mumbles, from behind the mask ?Are my testicles black?

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, ?I don?t know sir, I?m only here to wash your upper body and feet.?

He struggles to ask again, ?Nurse, are my testicles black?

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around.

Then, she takes a close look and says, ?There?s nothing wrong with them, sir.?

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,

?Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely

Are - my - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k ?

indeeeeeeeeeeeeed

Un barbat conduce o masina pe o sosea de munte stamta si plina de cotituri. Pe acelas drum dar in sens contrar, vine o masina condusa de o femeie. Cand cele doua masini sunt apropiate doamna deschide fereastra si urla "...porc..." Domnul enervat raspunde P...(putain). Fiecare continua pe calea lui, dar la prima cotitura masina barbatului se ciocneste cu un porc enorm in mijlocul strazii...
MORALA: "Daca barbatii ar asculta!!!!!"
CONTRA-MORALA: "Daca femeile ar explica mai bine!!!!!"