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Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous.

They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved.

The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually.

The mother sent the 8 year old in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon. The preacher, a huge man with a deep booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Do you know where God is, son?"

The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.

So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?! Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE is GOD?!"

The boy screamed & bolted from the room, ran directly home & dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked,"What happened?"

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time!"

"GOD is missing, and they think WE did it!"

Andreea86 a scris:

nu e not another teen movie? poate le incurc eu...dar eu zic ca asta era.

ba da

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halla a scris:

Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous.

They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved.

The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually.

The mother sent the 8 year old in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon. The preacher, a huge man with a deep booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Do you know where God is, son?"

The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.

So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?! Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE is GOD?!"

The boy screamed & bolted from the room, ran directly home & dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked,"What happened?"

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time!"

"GOD is missing, and they think WE did it!"

A ras al meu la asta de nu se mai putea opri

Iata interpretarea testului "Cum o sa mori?"

O sa va ganditi sa mergeti sa dansati intr-o noaptea de joi spre vineri. Dar echilibrul mental nu o sa fie pe masura tonusului fizic. Va veti pierde in detalii, o sa aveti momente de isterie, gandindu-va adesea sa va duceti in vacanta la tara. Daca veti avea un partener de viata stabil, va veti gandi sa il ucideti. Daca nu, va veti ganditi sa ucideti intreaga umanitate. Un vecin afla de gandurile malefice si va impusca de la balcon.

O sa mori la 94 de ani. O babuta o sa te confunde cu soacra ei pe care a urat-o toata viata si o sa te loveasca in cap cu umbrela ei cu buline galbene.

uffff a scris:

O sa mori la 94 de ani. O babuta o sa te confunde cu soacra ei pe care a urat-o toata viata si o sa te loveasca in cap cu umbrela ei cu buline galbene.

deci noi o sa murim la fel       

Si eu la fel ca Anka