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#951 2007-10-30 11:40:51

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Re: Sa radem putin

http://www.trilulilu.ro/PartzPartzescu/b4f2d7cfb2ebfe


ia uitati-va la astia.

N. Iorga: "Unii oameni au demnitatea ambitiei lor, altii a situatiei lor, cei mai putini au demnitatea persoanei lor."
Eu le am pe toate trei...

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#952 2007-10-30 14:27:08

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super tare!!! big_smile

"The supreme happiness in life is the conviction that we are loved - loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite ourselves'. Victor Hugo

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#953 2007-10-30 14:28:18

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Doua doamne vorbeau la o cafea despre barbatii lor.

Una din ele zice:

-Barbatul meu bea atat de mult incat m-am saturat de el!

Cealalta zice:

-Si sotul meu bea, dar intr-o zi m-am saturat asa tare incat m-am gandit la o solutie.

-Care?

Cada din baie am umplut-o toata cu vin si am aruncat o pisica moarta in cada cu vin.

Cand a venit de la munca l-am inchis in baie si cand a iesit s-a jurat ca nu mai bea.

-Bine o sa incerc si eu.

Se duce femeia acasa, umple cada cu vin arunca mata moarta si asteapta.

Cand vine sotul ei il inchide in baie si sta si asteapta 15 minute, 30 de minute, ba chiar o ora.

Cand deschide usa: cada goala si barba-su cu mata in mana o storcea si zicea:

-Hai, pisi pisi, hai, pisi pisi, inca un picut...

lol se sec ii rotfl

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#954 2007-10-30 16:45:56

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lol foarte tare

Unii oameni vorbesc din experienta, altii, din experienta, nu vorbesc!

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#955 2007-10-30 18:57:44

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lol

it doesn`t matter if the guy is perfect or the girl is perfect as long as they are perfect for each other

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#956 2007-10-30 19:42:43

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smile))

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#957 2007-10-30 19:50:43

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Mamico, mi-ai spus, ca ingerii au aripi si pot
zbura, da?
- Desigur, scumpa mea.
- Aseara, cand tu nu erai, am auzit cum tata ii spunea
dadacei 'Ingeras'. Ea cand o sa zboare?
- Maine dimineata, scumpo, maine dimineata.

At the top of the world there’s an island.A place where the sun never shines,but the people don’t care.
Because the snow over there is so bright they nearly go blind.

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#958 2007-10-30 21:33:35

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rotfl2))))) f tareeeee

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#959 2007-10-30 21:48:32

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http://www.trilulilu.ro/vietnam/df952963c04cdfexceptand injuraturile, care nu sunt asa "frumoase", cred k multe dintre noi se enerveaza cand pica netul, nu?

Ultima oara a fost editat de adrianastoichitoiu (2007-10-30 21:50:06)

hjartaME&BEBE-the beginning of my happiness!hjarta

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#960 2007-10-30 22:03:39

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http://www.220.ro/Casa_din_22000_de_carti-22520.html

Nu e neaparat funny dar e uimitor yikes

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#961 2007-10-31 01:24:59

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Wildhoney a scris:

http://www.220.ro/Casa_din_22000_de_carti-22520.html

Nu e neaparat funny dar e uimitor yikes

chiar ca e amazing! oare nu a intrat in cartea recordurilor?

hjartaME&BEBE-the beginning of my happiness!hjarta

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#962 2007-10-31 11:17:56

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Un proprietar de companii vine acasa dupa o zi de munca

Cand ajunge acasa nevasta il astepta in usa.

-Noua ta secretara cum are ochii??

-Nu am observat

-Cum arata??

-Nu m-am uitat

-Cum se imbraca????

-Foarte repede

ffff tareee lol

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#963 2007-10-31 12:37:25

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http://www.trilulilu.ro/johnadi/7b70936d3e963f
http://www.trilulilu.ro/sorin82/dc6992cd42df2f
http://www.trilulilu.ro/marius/a3df2cdce9eb50
http://www.trilulilu.ro/SONIARO2006/009ffbd792b924
http://www.trilulilu.ro/anutzza/25d1a2960d2f81 - asta nu e funny, dar mi se pare interesant

Ultima oara a fost editat de adrianastoichitoiu (2007-10-31 12:59:32)

hjartaME&BEBE-the beginning of my happiness!hjarta

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#964 2007-10-31 14:40:29

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The truck driver stopped to picked up the girl hitchhiker in short shorts.
"Say, what's your name, mister?" she inquired, after she climbed up in the truck.
"It's Snow, Roy Snow," he answered, "and what's yours?"
"I'm June, June Hansen," she said. "Hey, why do you keep sizing me up with those sidelong glances?" she challenged the trucker some miles down the road.
"Can you imagine what it might be like," he countered with a question of his own, "having eight inches of Snow in June?"



A beggar walked up to a well-dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and said,
"I haven't eaten anything for days."
She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower."

lol

Ultima oara a fost editat de micaella4 (2007-10-31 14:54:04)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAyo6NP0nY8

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#965 2007-10-31 15:17:22

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lol tare

it doesn`t matter if the guy is perfect or the girl is perfect as long as they are perfect for each other

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#966 2007-10-31 17:19:50

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rotfl2))

Cand altii te cred fericit si tu crezi ca nu esti, ia-te dupa ei!  smile

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#967 2007-10-31 18:30:10

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http://rullz.haipa.ro/2007/10/31/monica … estaurant/ vaiii ce mila`mi e de ei saracii! lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhKclOFokdQ about Sublocotenet Claudiu Marius Covrig grater
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRHKERmF-rg

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#968 2007-10-31 18:33:29

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http://stiri.rol.ro/content/view/89444/4/   rotfl

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#969 2007-11-01 08:33:51

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Eu sunt un virus albanez.

Creatorii mei nu au avut bani sa ma dezvolte.

Asa ca te rog sterge-ti tu fisierele din calculator si trimite-ma la alti prieteni.

rotfl2))

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