Against men.... :D-3

sau pentru replici de genu

el: n am vb cu rox
el: am vb cu matusa mea

el o arde aiureah cu mine...rox e prietena lui

asta intra in categoria despre care vorbeam mai devreme

Mint de ingheata apele!

tantosica a scris:

Allecsutsa a scris:

asta intra in categoria despre care vorbeam mai devreme

Mint de ingheata apele!

mama lor de cacanari,vorba lui alle

au impresia putzarii astia ca suntem toate la fel...vad si ei 2 c**ve si se poarta de parca am fi toate asa...

aaa...si vechea problema...ei macho-noi c**ve

delishor a scris:

aaa...si vechea problema...ei macho-noi c**ve

ooff ce mor p atiudinea asta :f?rbannad: :f?rbannad: :f?rbannad:

si

delishor a scris:

au impresia putzarii astia ca suntem toate la fel...vad si ei 2 c**ve si se poarta de parca am fi toate asa... diablo diablo

asta e si mai rau.....

sau mai sunt aia care te suna k sa te agate si te intreaba cn esti k a vazut k avea un apel pierdut de la nr tau... alta vrajeala mai buna nu gasesc

Ultima oara a fost editat de kasandra (2008-08-16 19:41:45)

Sau cred ca te cunosc de undeva. Asta ma seaca grav.

OUESTIONS AND ANSWERS 'BOUT MEN

Q: WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
A: Because they are plugged into a genius

Q: WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING FOREPLAY?
A: They don't have enough time

Q: WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
A: They don't stop for directions

Q: WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
A: Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn

Q: WHY DON'T WOMEN HAVE MEN'S BRAINS?
A: Because they don't have penises to put them in

Q: WHAT DO ELECTRIC TRAINS AND BREASTS HAVE IN COMMON?
A: They're intended for children but men usually end up playing with them

Q: WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
A: Because their balls fall over their assholes and they vapor lock

Q: WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
A: So they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties

Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
A: You need a rough draft before you make a final copy

Q: HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
A: Nobody knows, since it has never happened

Q: ARGUMENTS: A woman has the last word in any argument.
A: Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument               
asta pt spiritul topicului

Ultima oara a fost editat de Alina Delia (2008-08-17 08:11:23)

Alina Delia a scris:

refulari ancutsa refulari...s-au adunat multe

exact