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#153 2008-03-02 16:07:37

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i-o fi pofta rotfl rotfl

who knows rotfl

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#154 2008-03-14 17:11:35

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Imi cer scuze ca nu am avut timp (nici chef tongue) sa traduc, dar cred ca merge si asa. Enjoy!

" Nutritional Benefits Of Cum
In this age of fitness freaks and nutrition nuts, it's necessary to label each and every food and drink container with nutritional benefits, risks and ingredients. Assuming that there are some women and men out there who will swallow cum, I feel that it's important that you are informed as to the nutritional facts and benefits of swallowing jizz. Sadly, there is no exact nutritional data for semen as every man is different, but here's some information that will help you balance a few loads of cum into your daily diet.

What is in semen?

Obviously, semen contains spermatozoa (sperm cell), but sperm accounts for only a small percentage of the total load of cum. Cum is 90 percent seminal fluid, which is composed of dozens of chemical components. The base of seminal fluid is primarily fructose (which is sugar) and proteins, with many other trace minerals and substances. Here's a listing of some of semen's ingredients:

* Sugars: Fructose, sorbitol, inositol
* Proteins and amino acids: glutathione, deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA), creatine
* Minerals: Phosphorus, zinc, magnesium, calcium, potassium
* Vitamins: Ascorbic acid (vitamin C), vitamin B12, choline
* Hormones: Testosterone, prostaglandins
* Body byproducts: Lactic acid, urea, uric acid, nitrogen

Is Eating Cum Healthy?

Healthy semen (which is cum produced by a well-nourished, disease-free male) may in fact be not only safe to eat, but actually good for you. Seminal fluid, which is the base of jizz, is a veritable nutrient-rich soup. Semen is a source of highly concentrated, high-quality protein. If you were to compare cum in relation to a food, it's comparable to egg whites or gelatin.

Besides protein, semen contains high concentrations of minerals, such as zinc, and trace amounts of other important nutrients like calcium and magnesium. While you shouldn't depend on a shot of cum to get your recommended daily allowances of vitamins and minerals, swallowing semen on a regular basis can't hurt as a dietary supplement.

Will Semen Make You Fat?

Although cum may look creamy and opaque, it contains very little fat, and few calories. One teaspoon of cum contains about 5 calories, and the average ejaculation produces about a tablespoon of semen, for a total of 15 calories. Because of the sugars in seminal fluid, we'd guess that it has a few carbohydrates, but considering the relatively small volume of semen per "serving" we'd guess the total amount to be negligible.

Given that cum is a high-protein, low-carb snack, you'd think that people on the Atkins Diet would be lining up to drink gallons of cum daily. If the calories bother you, be sure to factor in the calories expended in performing oral sex. If you are a high energy dick sucker, then it's very probable that you're burning off much more than you're consuming. In a nutshell (no pun intended), the only way that swallowing during a blow job will make you fat is if you cover your lover's dick with whipped cream and chocolate syrup."


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#155 2008-07-09 16:27:40

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c topic amuzant
cat am putut sa rad....
la mn raspunsul e nu...nu mi a cerut, nu i am propus...


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#156 2008-07-10 23:19:06

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nu am inghitit...nu stiu dk o sa fac asta vreodata...mi s-ar pare cam aiurea,stiu eu...dar vorba aia never say never

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#157 2008-07-11 07:46:25

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de facut sex oral...daaa normal...dupa cum am mai spus...de inghitit...nu pana acum...fara vre'un motiv anume...da' as face-o fara probleme..caci in afara de sex anal...care nu ma pasioneaza...n-am nicio treaba cand e vorba de sex.. big_smile


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#158 2008-07-11 08:33:02

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am inghitit si imi place

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#159 2008-07-11 09:45:28

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am inghitit, dar nu imi place, am senzatie de voma si nu din cauza gustului/mirosului, ci a consistentei, e asa alunecoasa, parca ar fi albus de ou, cum a spus cineva mai sus. Asadar sa o tin in gura nu e deranjant, dar sa o simt alunecand pe gat e groaznic.


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Doamne, îți mulțumim pentru aceasta minune!
Cum a aparut minunea din burtica

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#160 2008-07-11 10:34:13

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dar oare ei se simt mul mai bine daca fata inghite?...


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#161 2008-07-11 11:41:49

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carmen_21 a scris:

dar oare ei se simt mul mai bine daca fata inghite?...

ia sa intrebam baietii de pe forum. sa ne spuna ei. rodnar
(cu al meu nu am discutat despre asta si ar fi ciudat sa aduc vorba - kiar si numai de curiozitate - din moment ce nu vreau sa fac asta vreodata tongue)

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#162 2008-07-11 11:44:04

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mah un sex oral facut bine....ii distrage atentia siiiigurr...de la chestii de genu...'a inghitit...sau s-a dus la baie si-a scuipat'....ca doar nu ne apukam sa scuipam pe ei rotfl deci n-are de ce sa atraga atentia treaba asta.

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#163 2008-07-11 11:48:46

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sa zicem ca se simt mai bine in sensul ca daca scuipi dupa aia se gandesc ca ti-e scarba sau ceva de genul... imagineaza-ti sa-ti faca prietenul un oral si dupa aia da-i si scuipa, spalat pe dinti, apa de gura... nu te-ai simti prea bine cred smile

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#164 2008-07-11 11:52:49

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pe mine ma opreste el cand simte ca mai are f putin pana sa... deci nu ajung in contact cu lichidul. asa a fost mereu. nu am vbt despre asta... in schimb el ma mai gusta din cand in cand, ca deh... la noi e altfel..

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#165 2008-07-11 12:23:51

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alexia a scris:

eu imi imaginez ca e ca si cum as inghiti albus de ou crud!! iaaaacccc, mi se ridica parul de pe spate!

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nici macar sa o simt pe langa buze ...sau sa miros...am senzatie de voma instant/

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#166 2008-08-17 21:46:44

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pe mine ma opreste el cand simte ca mai are f putin pana sa... deci nu ajung in contact cu lichidul. asa a fost mereu. nu am vbt despre asta... in schimb el ma mai gusta din cand in cand, ca deh... la noi e altfel..

si la noi e la fel...in schimb am vb despre "a inghiti" si a zis k nu-mi va cere niciodata asa ceva...si nici nu vreau smile


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#167 2008-08-18 21:55:06

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Mie nu mi se pare....misto sa inghiti,dar! ptr placerea iubitului,merge,asa,ocazional,la unele sarbatori legale:)) Ma repet insa,cu cat e mai rar,cu atat e "mai" special ptr el.Acum eu ce sa fac?ma sacrific o data,de doua,de trei ori pe an.Oricum,mi se pare mai ok sa termine in gura decat pe fata sau ceva in genu.N-am facut asta niciodata si mi s-ar parea absolut oribil,nici n-as stii cum sa ractionez.Adica serios,ce "fata" iti iei cand isi da drumul pe fata ta?rotfl2

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#168 2008-08-18 22:25:37

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da...adica..mai bine in gura decat cine stie unde lol macar taci si inghiti lol
si katalina sa shtii ca nu e o fantezie in vant....treaba e ca ei sunt programati genetic sa isi lase sperma undeva..si gandeste;te cum e in gura..cald..bine..oralul e minunat.....mi se pare lipsa de respect sa scuip sau sa ma dau la o parte!!!! ori fac pana la capat...ori nu mai fac
bine...nu se intampla des asta cu inghititul...de obicei fac oral putin ca si preludiu....si dupa ne apucam de nebunii hjarta dar in general..daca fac un oral ca sa'si dea drumul..ori inghit ori ce facem aici,ne jucam?


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#169 2008-08-18 22:26:29

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adina84 a scris:

pe mine ma opreste el cand simte ca mai are f putin pana sa... deci nu ajung in contact cu lichidul. asa a fost mereu. nu am vbt despre asta... in schimb el ma mai gusta din cand in cand, ca deh... la noi e altfel..

smile)crede'ma..chestia noastra e mai multa....si mai nasoala lol


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#170 2008-08-18 22:47:42

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hehe,chiar,baietii inghit mai mereu:))

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#171 2008-08-19 16:19:53

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ce sa dai mah tot din tine? n'are gust nashpa deloc
nu e nimic nashpa e doar...o chestie asha
si plus ca e ff putzin..nu curge mult deloc
nici nu simti..si poate fi amara da...el intotdeauna ma trage sus si ma saruta ca sa nu zic eu (probabil) ca numai eu am gustat si e nashpa)
si mai imi intinde si sticla de sus..si zice ia..sa nu ramai cu gust smile


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